Whew..

I know I have not type a message in SOOOOO LONG but that is because I am actually very very busy. So I will take 10 minutes and fill you in...

Last time I posted was April 2nd, which means I went to see...

The Reaping - Was OKAY. nt great. If I had to pay for it I think I would have been disappointed. Which is sad because I really do like Hiliary Swank.

And Distrubia... More of the thriller then a horror, and as a thriller there really wasn't anything thrilling about it. Did not make me scared, did not keep me on edge of my seat, all it did was give me a chance to meet up with a girlfriend and chat for a while. That is IT!!!

Inbetween all the screenings I have still managed to go out to my weekend Wednesday water hole. :-) Get my hair done, and have electrolysis on my tummy so that in June, when I fly to Cancun Mexico I will be fabulously hot. I know I know.. Your thinking...."You are already hot! How could you get any hotter." Truth is, I dont know, but I can try to find out.

OH!!! last but not least I went to the GLAAD MEDIA AWARDS. hm. Well, there WAS FREE VOKDA. So that is a plus. And I did get to see alot of stars so that was nice..... Yeah. That is all I am going to say about the media awards at this time.


OH MY GOD!!! I totally forgot I went to see GRINGHOUSE.

PLEASE DO NOT GO AND SEE THIS MOVIE!!! Unless they seperate both movies, dont give Tarantino any money! Planet Terror bye Freddy Rodriguez was funny. I went in expecting to see a low budget funny movie that was entertaining, and that is what I got. Funny, Weird, sometimes Hilarious! Good story, I like it. BUT THEN DEATH PROOF WAS ON! and that shit was a piece of shit. The writing was TERRIBLE, the characters MADE NO SENSE. One of the main characters kept saying nigga, and cursing.. FOR NO REASON!!! Like my friend said. "There is an art form to curing, and Quentin does not have it." PERIOD! Honest people were walking out of the movie. Like groups. Not one or two... GROUPS!!!! Trust me, you will beV VERY DISAPPOINTED IF YOU SEE DEATH PROOF!

Alumni Parties are fun

really they are! I had to go to one of my alumni parties this weekend and it was soo much fun!!! I got to meet old friends, and see how they are doing in life.

It is amazing what a different 5 years can make. Also there were people from older class years too. '99, 2000... It was very exciting. Hopefully I can stay in trouch this time.

But although I had a ton of fun at the alumni party the best night in town was spend at the goodbye party for some of my coworkers. First of all lets start by saying I was drunk! And when I get drunk I get happy and huggy, so all night I was huggy people and smiling, and cracking jokes with people I probably did not even know! Then I hope skip outside to get my ciggy on and the POLICE come out of nowhere and block this hummer in.

GIRLS why did the police come out with guns out!!! And pointed!!!! And my friend is sitting there with her camera phone snappin every fucking detail! We are dying! They put the poor people on the floor and arrest them and then tell us to move back! After the "danger" has been contained. Weird huh!? But still it was a fun night! And I loved it!

Positive thoughts...

And positive actions are the rules I try to live by,

I know I can be bitchy.. and rude... and nasty, but there is a sweet side to me and I try to express that side more often.

And yesterday was a perfect example! I started my volunteer job at the hospital (I cannot tell you because it would violate confidentiality) but lets say it is a nice one! And I work in the maternity ward. I know right!!! I am msoo fabulous! I mean all I did yesterday was walk through the floor and meet the other staff members, but just putting on my outfit and going into the baby holding area made me want one of my own. :-)

They are soo cute and small. And RED!!! oh my god and there was a cute little black baby with afull head of hair! I am sure I will start writing more once I finish my shawdowing program (which will take another two to three weeks) but I am very exciting, and even though I was tired as shit just being there with all those doctors, and mothers, and babies just gave me a TON of positive energy and thoughts.

I am soo glad I got into the program...


OH BUT LET ME TELL YOU!!!

They did a background check and why did my old name come up from this apartment I rented in like 1998 for only 2 months. SERIOUSLY!!! Two months!!! and now my old name is on record. That's some bull shit!

SCREENINGS ARE FABULOUS

I know I know, I have not posted anything in the longest time but seriously I have been soo dang busy with work I have not had the time to say anything about nothing. I have even missed NUMEROUS screenings that I am suppose to go to. Now I have to pay to see 300, Blades of Glory, Namesake... the list can go one and on! but I did manage to see The Lookout last night, which was good. I actually had not idea what the lookout was about but was pleasently surprised by the end of the movie. Now of course I dont know if I would pay for it, unless I was on a date, and some guy wanted to go, but if you are free, and have seen all the cool movies already then hop, skip and jump you self to The Lookout.


(photo via http://thelookout-movie.com/)

BUT while on your pay to see the lookout.. RUN!!!! and let me say it again... RUN! if they try to sell you passes to First Snow. Not only was it boring. (oh my god I always just saw Zodic..... Can someone please tell me why I wasted 3 hours of my life?) But it was predicable. I knew exactly what was going to happen, to whom and why! The only thing exciting about the screening was ths guy that serious was dying in the theatre. I mean like he made this sound like he was coughing up blood and EVERYONE jumped up and was like call the police!!! Mind you the shallow bitches were like.. "excuse me, could you guys stop the movie" The man's head was slumped back for like 3 minutes then all of a sudden he was up and about. Weird huh!? I know! but as a precaution they took the man out and to the hospital.

They call him T.I.

Or that is what he wants us to call him.

I guess this week is just full of star sightings for me. Because last night I ran into the atlanta rapper. But guess where... common guess. Where people get food. In Los Angeles. And he is black. That's right! Roscoe's chicken and Waffles. ummmmmm chicken and waffles. I am hungry now


Photo via rap.about.com

I actually knew someone important was coming up because 4 big old cars pulled up. Tinted windows and all. So I, like the lovely sister I am, just continue to walk in to pick up my order. As soon as I step in the door I see little Mr Light skin, and this Tall ass body gaurd. So at first I am thinking "They are here to pick up an order also." but then I am shoved, yes shoved, by this over sized, too grown to be walking up to men asking to take his picture, bitch. Funny thing is his gaurd pushes her back and says "You can take a picture while he is standing here." So I giggle, and say excuse me, and the gaurd makes a little path for me to get by. TALK ABOUT MANNERS!!!

So I picked up my order, and walked out. No crazy stalking, no asking for pictures, no nothing. I sure hope the man was able to eat dinner in peace.

The Rich shop together

Os that is what I saw this weekend. At my regular spot. in Beverly Hills. Known as Sprinkles Cupcakes!

Now I am FAR!!! FAR from rich, but I do make a pretty good salary. So I think treating myself to a cupcake, or two, or a dozen everyweekend is not a bad thing. Espcially when those cupcakes are soo dang good!!! Anywho, this time I did not order a dozen, because I planned a nice quiet weekend alone. Just stay home, relax, take a bath. You know CALM! And eating 12 cupcakes, alone, is just plan GREEDY. which meant I had to wait on that GOD AWFUL line, which really wasn't that bad because guess who was right behind me chatting it up!? Miss Paige Hurd. The daughter in Beauty Shop. The little girl in Everyone Hates Chris. Who honestly is just as gorgeous in person as she is in the picture below.



Now mind you she is not a "A" list star.. YET! but she seemed very down to earth, and her mother seemed like the type of woman to put her little ass back in line if she tried. So we talked about cupcakes, and I life and they made waiting in that line seem so nice. Really they made my saturday afternoon a great expreience. I hope they liked the cupcakes in the end because I did. ummmmmmmmm

Party Town

Or it seems like that last night since I ran into EVERYONE (or almost everyone) I know.

First I went out to dinner with my lovely coworker. Who is skinner then me... but eats twice as much! Some Indian restaurant, and really all I like is the naan bread, but I did try this chicken vindaloo (extra spicy) and that shit WAS GOOD!!!! oh my good. At first I was like, nope this is not as good as I thought but by the 4th spoonful my mouth was on FIRE!!!! in a good way. Girl I was shoveling rice, naan, and chicken into my mouth. I ate soo much that I had to start giving my food away. Really for 10 bucks they piled the food one. Electric Lotus I think it is called. If you are in LA, and like indian, go there. Get the Vindaloo. MAD GOOD! Then to top it all off we had chocolate cake. Oh my god, I was about to wet my seat. ummmm chocolate cake... ummmmmmmmmmmm

So after that AMAZING meal I went to meet my friends at... fiesta cantina. The best happy hour, 2 for 1, Karaoke bar on wednesday nights. And who do I meet there!? I meet an old volunteer friend of mine, who is a model. He looks amazing fabulous, best cheek bones ever, and his hair.. bitches, his hair!!!!! is soo soft andf wavey make a girl want to cut it off.

So after like two drinks he is all "we should go to the black club and listen to some "real" music." Now since I have not been to a black club in AGES! and a girl could go for some hip/hop I am like YEAH!! Now on the walk there he is talking about the men and the thugs that hang out there, yada, yada, yada, like I care shit. So we get there, and who do I see. My ex. FIRST PERSON I run into. So we say hi, and I am expecting him to sit in the back - as usual- and just watch, but when I go looking for him I find out he left. HE LEFT! :-( I felt sad when he told me, because of two reasons: 1. He either had some girl with him and did not want me to see, in which case I thought we were close enough to were he would tell me about her. 2. He did not want to see me in the club because in his mind we reallly are over. Both I dont like, and both kind of make me feel like the bitch.


But anyway, I am getting off topic. So we get there, and the music is nice. Love the music. Would go again. But there was not a "MAN" in the entire club. All of the men there was femmed up! Made a girl feel like she needed to take an extra shot of hormones to stay up to par. They were shaking their boots, rolling on the floor, looking a hot mess with like 200 lbs worth of muscle on their body. Now I am not one to discriminate, but dont tell me there are "THUGS" at the club when really all you have is a bunch of butch queens dancing. I was over them after like 10 minutes. As my friend should have been too because they were not paying his femme ass no mind. They all wanted some thugged out man also. The best you got is to pretenda-thugs dancing together (which made it worse because the way they were dancing let you know they were femmes).

But it was a good nice still. Had dinner, had a ciggy, and went dancing. And trust my hair was sitting the entire time.

Spend like your dying!

Or that was my attitude ths weekend!!!

SPEND SPEND SPEND!!! Girl I spent about 800 bucks, on shoes and a bag. Which did not include a stop at the guess store, or pump, or D&G (which I did not buy anything because all the shit in the store was ugly). Then I had the god awful nerve to actually go to the casino and lose 100 bucks. Great times great times......




Just to let you all know for the past hour and a half I have been TRYING to upload my image of my boots. I think something is wrong with blogspot, but hopefully when I come in bright and early tomorrow this website will be up and running. We shall see.

Bitches are gonna be jealous!

LONG UPDATE!!!

So I have not posted in exatly 10 days, and do you know why!? Because my life is soo fucking HOT right now. I mean seriously I am loving 2007, I hope it never ends! NEVER EVER!

So let me start off with job news. I got a raise. Yes yes, not that exciting... but when I add, "Working with Tori and Dean" Then all hell breaks loose. All the 90210 fans start calling me up, ask, begging, bribing me into letting them see her, sniff her clothes, walk into her house, pet her stomach, you name it. Weird huh!? And honestly I was never a 90210 fan, nor melrose place, or any of those shows with stupid kids (Note I did not mention spoiled or white, because I grew up in a spoiled "white" environment and we did not act like that!). I honestly think the shows did so, well because people like to assume rich kids act a certain way. Anyway I digress. I got a raise, on a cool show, and I am learning sooo much!

Now one show would NEVER keep me away from my lovely readers, but 3 or 4 might! Which, I found out later, seemed to be attached to the raise they gave me. I am currently helping 4 shows, will be back to 3 next week, but all the shows are pretty organized so I dont really have to worry much. Does take alot of work, and I am usually here until 8 or 9pm, but honestly, I LOVE IT! I am learning soo much, and contrary to popular belief I actually enjoy it... my thing is, LET ME LEARN! If I am given the oppertunity to learn and evolve then I am a happy bitch, staying at work until 9, having a 10 minute lunch, waking up exhausted and all!

*humming*

Sadly with all the responcibility I had to pass up another job offered to me. But I honestly think I will learn more here. Opps, let me finish this spreadsheet and then I will post about my shopping week!!! GIRL! I SPENT WAY TOO MUCH MONEY!

How to un-gay your child!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0704/homoprevention.html

This has to be a joke.. seriously... it has to be a joke!

So your saying I should be cheap....

Is the lesson I learned from my ex's friend (I know I spend lots of time with my ex). Because this weekend we went to red lobster! It was fabulous. I got the ultimate feast and ate like 3 baskets of cheesy bread all by myself. I LOVE SEAFOOD, and it is not even good sea food but I just cannot help myself. But do you want to know why!? Because I am allergic to shell fish. Yup.. ALLERGIC! My father will actually die if he eats it because his throat closes up. Me I get an ichy throat, maybe some redness on my finger tiips but nothing serious... YET! So I try to eat as much sea food as possible before my thoat closes up for good. I know I know I heard it all before, playing with fire, tempting deaf, yada yada yada... I NEED MY SEAFOOD!!!

Anyway, let me finish my story, so we all go out to eat 6 of us, and my ex decides to pay for the entire mean (Now I was gonna pay for the entire meal but he beat me to it). We both share the idea that if you go out for a birthday with friends (max 8) one person beside the partner, child, or close blood relative should pay for the meal. It is only right. I mean the partner probably brought them something personal, as did the child and relative, so a friend should AT LEAT treat them to dinner.

This caused a big ole fight. CLEARLY she did not want him ( I originally wrote "us," I know I know.. save for another post) to pay for dinner. Don't ask me why but later we get a call saying she felt left out of the meal, and blah blah blah "I'm a bitch with an attitude because I did not get my husband a birthday gift and paying for dinner with friends - being comepletely UN-PERSONAL - is the only planned gift I had for him, because I am not a good wife, and I dont care enough about my husband to actually think of a good and personal gift. "

Yup... that was my Sat. Sunday I did laundry and made some chicken crockpot. It is fabulous.

Long time no chat..

And I am sorry I have not posted in a hot minute, but I am busy. *blush*

I got a promotion. I am finally back to coordinating, which is what I do best. I also got accepting into this hospital volunteering program - with proper background check and immunizations. And I just got my refund check.. Life just keeps getting better for me in 2007!!!

As far as gossip and info I dont have shit. Nothing. For the past week I have been working but I promise next time I post your mouth will water!

Weekend Rundown!

Now I know my quote might have confused a lot of you, but the reason I HAD to put it up was because I just finished getting my hair did and it looks HOT!! People just keep looking.. like they want a piece of me, which they could have... if I were nice.

So of course my ex went to the dentist and got his teeth pulled out, and like am good ex I stayed over at his house sunday. But something was different. It was nice, like really really nice. We rented a movie, he cooked me dinner, and we stayed up until Midnight watching old ass episodes of Law and Order (only SVU bitches!) which took me back to the old days where things were great and and he got the big piece of chicken.


But anyway, Midnight rolled around and I did not want to get up out of his COMFORTABLE bed. Like seriously, he has this fabulous comfort top, ortho something, pillow on both sides, bed that is soo relaxing I could live in it. So I stayed the night. And I loved it. I was even gonna call in sick just to sleep in, but I have never called in sick to any job so I am not about to start now!

Pretty boring weekend overall, but that was how my life was when we were together. Simple things please me.

My new saying!

"This is why I'm hot!"

I love it!!! I love it!

Blah!

So today started off bad! Ever notice how you get up, get dressed and brush you hair, and you look in the mirror and know it is gonna be a bad day? You dont feel like you look cute enough, (to us girls you dont feel like you pass enough) your shoulders look to big, your breast look to small and you just look BLAH!

Well that was my morning, and it just has been getting worse. I had to yell at my replacement because, evidently, to her, it is okay to "stretch the truth" about something I asked her to do the day before. Now I am not being a bitch but seriously!!! Gotta go back to work. will post more.

Best Quote EVER!!

"we {girls} just want someone to flirt with. the occational slap on the butt is okay, and the occational drunken kiss is okay too."
DeAnn, "Bad Girls Club"



(via Oxygen website)

FABULOUS!!!!

Black Snake Moan part 2

Oh, on a side note, Christina Ricci was soo fucking skinny, she looked soo hot!!! And I am sure with everyone complaining about dying models I will get a call from some rights group, but let me just post this...More people die of Diabetes, Kidney Diseases, high bloog pressure, and heart failure then from Anorexia.


And lets just point out that Heart Disease and Diabetes are in the top 10 causes of deaths in the US. (As of 2004)

(info via http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/lcod.htm)

Black Snake Moan Screening!

(photo via http://www.moanmovie.com/)

started off slow, and I honestly thought I was too late to even get in, but surprise surprise I got in, and after 30 minutes the shit got good!!! The movie was amazing, really it kept my attention, and the story was amazing!! If I was a critic, which I am not, I would give this movie 5 stars (that is the max right?)

I was even surprised by the actors.. I mean I am still a big fan of Christina Ricci - from back in the day with the Adam's family - and who doesnot love Samuel L. Jackson!? But they also had S. Epatha Merkerson!!! If you have not see Lakawana Blues, go see it, right now! I. AM. SERIOUS.

I was surprised to find out Justin Timberlake was in it, but he was not a main character, and although he probably got 3rd billing, he was not over exposed, with his under par acting skills. So it was a cute treat through out the movie which didn't leave a sour taste in my mouth.

Movie who...

So I went to Nike town on wilshire the other day and ran into a star (now mind you I have never been a star watcher type of person) but for the life in me I cannot remember what he played in. Now I know I have been him in one of those black shows (Martin, Sister sister, cosby) but I seriously cannot remember.

Which is why I spent the last 2 hours searching IMDB trying to find the name of the show he was on. No luck though. I hate that.

Weekend MADNESS!!

So my weekend was FABULOUS!! but it started off RUFF! First off let me tell you about my ordeal with enterprise rent-a-car!
I made a reservation at 12-noon, get there are 1 pm and there is not one single car in the lot. NOT ONE!!! so they tell me when someone returns a vehicle they will call me. Come 5 o'clock my phone has not rung. NERVOUS as all hell I call them screaming, wondering why I dont have a car and they assured me I would get my car around 6. 6:30 rolls up and I get a phone call telling me to come down stairs. I go, and a convertible red mustang waits for me!!! Sadly I have to pay the difference, but it was a lovely surprise so I took it. Plus I know my ex will love it.

Which brings me to my weekend! I told my ex to keep it open so I could spend it with him... secretly I only wanted him for Sunday because I got tickets to WWE!!! And why this weekend you ask!? Well it was the closest event in Los Angeles around his birthday so I had to take it. I know I know, I am such a fabulous ex-girlfriend. At the end of the night he was horse, and I was all hot and bothered. Why you ask... because of one man!


(via WWE website)

And his name is BATISTA!!! Now that people, is.a.MAN!!! 6'5", pure muscle, hot tattoos, great smile, and he looks cute in little undies! OH MY GOD!!! i loved it, When he got on stage I started yelling and screaming, throwing my hands up, and trust me, if I had a skirt on I probably would have threw my panties on the stage too! Just talking about him gets me all warm inside. *sigh* Lets just say it was a great event to go to on a sunday night!

RENO911: Miami

(via comedy central)


Was the WORST MOVIE ever!!! Not only was it not funny but they kept me waiting FOREVER to get into screening. The sad thing is I really did want to see the movie, then poof first this stupid stunt (which was a waste of money and time), then the 18 different "check points" I had to pass through like Angelina and BRad were coming, and then! that fucking bitch Niecy Nash (Deputy Raineesha Williams) did not say a fucking word. NOT A FUCKING WORD!!! The entire cast is kind enough to stand up on stange and thank everyone for coming, and one by one everyone is saying a little snip-it of info, and the mic goes to that bitch and she does not say one word. All you see is Cedric Yarbrough (Deputy S. Jones) run over and grab the mic and say "Thank you from the entire cast." Covering for that bitch.

The only thing that made the movie tolerable was the free popcorn... but you could not order anything else!!!! I usually want nachos and a slurpie with my popcorn, maybe even a hot dog. But NOOOOOOOOO, just pre-made popcorn and soda (Only Sierra Mist - which I am sure causes cancer- Pepsie, and Diet Pepsie). Over all the night was a BIG disappointment. Sorry Reno911 but you are off my DVR line up!

Hannibal.... Was.... Interesting

It kept me at the edge of my seat. It exampled, clearly, and with plausibility why Hannibal became a cannibal, and even had some parts that made me cringe. Sadly I expected more gore or torture. This was the first movie I have paid for in a long time and it was still worth it, entertaining, cute actor, and the movie theatre was EMPTY!!!!




(Photo via IMDB.com)

I love you - NEVER foget that

Is the note that my ex left on the card with my flowers!!!



Seriously it was such a surprise because he never really got me flowers before. Maybe once! and definitely not on Valentines day!!

He is really becoming the man I feel in love with back in ny... with the long walks at 11pm,staying in late watching law and order, ordering chinese food and giving me the last spring noddle. He really is an amazing man.

I know I know... I wonder why I gave it up too.

Thanks Hon. Love u too.

Millionaires can be dirty too!!!

Ashley Olsen looking like a hot mess. Need I write more!?

Cupcakes runs!!!

So I am totally on my period... maybe it is the lack of a man in my life, or my sudden dedication to taking my shot every week, But seriously I am craving chocolate like never before!

So like any middle class american, I ordered up a dozen of the lovely Sprinles cupcakes. (Image from http://sprinklescupcakes.com)




Now I know you are all thinking I am crazy for paying 40 bucks for a dozen but you have no idea how addictive these cupcakes are. I MEAN seriously, people fight over them.. like when I went to get my lovely chocolate gift I had a reservation, and thus did not need to stand in line.. but let me tell you about this line! It is seriously like the welfare line but in Beverly Hills. At least 30 people are waiting. In line. For cupcakes. And the wait can be up to an hour and a half. FOR A CUPCAKE! Which is why I make RSVPs (min order 1 dozen) so I can just walk in!

So I walked into that front door and told them. "Coming to get RSVP," now at that exact time this fat man, who honestly did not even need to be eating cupcakes tells me "Cuse me honey but dont you see the line." So I fire back, "I am not your honey, and I have a reservation so I dont have to wait in line!" So the lady woman gives me my bag and I walk out, past the line, upset because he has ruined my afternoon delight. So, I did want any respectable ex-NYer would do, I start yelliing at him. "Next time you can take your fat ass online and make an RSVP instead of bothering me." WHEW!!!! Having released my anger I get into the car and drive off.. Happy.. and Excited.

Later that night I ate two cupcakes, and had an EVIL sugar rush! God I love sprinkles. (Thank you to all the people who made my sprinkles weekend possible, Angela, Howard, Jessica, Brian and the bakers in the back that cooked my cupcakes to perfection... )

Side note: If you are a sugar freck like me DO NOT GET THE CINNOMAN SUGAR cupcake, there is no frosting. Lucky I only got one of those because I would have been sourly disappointed.

Can anyone die in peace!?

So part of my job is internet marketing. Getting more people to come, look through, and even buy some of the stuff on our website. Well today is all about trashing Anna Nicole, and seriously I feel like shit. Can the poor girl not die in peace? Are you that unhappy with your life that you have to down someone elses... someone who is DEAD!!! Someone, who's sun died two months ago. I mean serious!!

Now I know as a celebrity you have to, or should, understand that your life is no longer private it will always be public, but I would hope, we, as people, who claim to be soooo civilized would leave the dead alone, to die, in peace. But I guess it is crazy talk. :-(

That one thing that bothers me..

About being a ts is not the discrimination, or the hormone shots, or trying to find a job, it is the fact that I cannot hang out with three girlsfriends pick up the phone and call a man that likes me and say: "Can you invite two of your friends over for my girlfriends."

It seems weird and childish but I cannot stop thinking about it. And it all started because I made plans to hang out with one of my girlfriends (another ts) at her house, and I just keep flashing back to when I was hanging out with my non ts friend. (See post "sweet and sour weekend" ) I mean it is soo easy for a girl to call a man up and say; "I am hanging with my girls, if you want to come over you have to bring enough men to keep them occupied." We don't have that. IF you are lucky to find a nice guy who is open about dating ts woman, he still does not hang around other men who do, I mean maybe they do, but I have not met any.

And so we are just left in this weird place where we can have a man, bf, whatever, but he does not have friends for your gf's to date, and isn't that how most people date now? Like I said, I know it is childish and stupid, but it has been bugging me all morning.

oh well.

Tip number 10... For the TS

Having a semi deep voice is not a bad thing, accept it, make it part of you. Take me for example, I think I have a deep voice, and people seem to think it is fabulous!! I mean they really adore it! For some strange reason most people think it is sultry. Most men ask if I was a phone sex operator. Who does not want to be a phone sexy operator in their spare time!? Like Girl 6 (A spike lee joint)

And why did I think to post this very subject today... Well I just get off the phone with a vendor, and the guy was like "Oh my god, you have to call me at least once a week." Which is flattering!!! I mean seriously, what girl does not like a comment?? :-)

Weekend delight!

First off let me start by saying, I WAS GOING TO POST YESTERDAY but my job was acting a bloody fool! Need help with this, I need help with that, I am too stupid to figure out how to do anything! So I am posting bright and early this Tuesday morning and first thing on the agenda is MOVIES! :-)

Screening of the day was "23" with Jim Carrey. Which is REALLY GOOD! REALLY REALLY INTERESTING! Only at the very end does everything make sense but it still kept me on edge until I found out. Aside from the movie I just got to thinking, wasn't Jim Carrey once James Carrey on In Living Color? I wonder why he changed his name.

Beside the movie my was weekend was pretty boring. I went to get hair done with my girlfriend. Had two sleepovers. And hung out with any OLD friend from NY, I mean OLD!!! back when I was still alittle TS trying to become a pretty woman.

OH MY GOD! I almost forgot! So yesterday was going to be the warmest day for the week (here in LA anyway) so like any respectable woman I woke up extra early, showed shaved, plucked, lathered, moisturized, and coated my entire body for this multi colored skirt I brought, which funny enough is only like 40 bucks. So anyway I am feeling ultra cute, very sexy, and put on boots to get ready to go to work and BAM! My heel breaks, like seriously snaps, metal screw showing and all. Those are the ONLY shoes that go with that dresss, ONE!, and TWO they are the only fabulous knee high suede boots. Took me forever to find, in that color, in my size, where the calf part is tight enough (I have skinny legs).

Not only am I VERY upset that I have to change into a different outfit in the next 10 seconds, but I now have to run around all of california to find a pair of knee high boots I like. ARGGGG!!!! The only way to fix the mistake was to dress up today, in a different mini dress with different knee high boots. Of course the outfit is not as fabulous as the multi colored one I was gonna wear yesterday, but it does still look cute. :-)

Screenings and TV thursday!

Last night I saw The Messengers. Good film actually. Had some Scarey parts, Terrible ending, but that wasn't what spoiled it for me. What spoiled the night for me was this grown ass man, at least 200lbs, who kept jumping in his seat. Like serious jumping! Like feet kicking the air, moving to the side, covering his eyes jumping. His lovely wife on the end just sat still. And all I could think was.. "DAMNIT! Stop being a bitch and grow some balls! Aren't you suppose to be protecting the woman!" But he didn't and at the climax he jumped on the seat. BOTH. LEGS. IN. THE. CHAIR! If only I had a camera phone I would totally have posted it on youtube or something.

OH MY GOD! OH MY FUCKING, How could I forget! John Corbett was in the messengers! AIDEN! from SEXY AND THE CITY!!! and he is still HOT. 46. 6'5 (GIRL!!) and soo sweet. I mean serious he is HOT If I can get a man who looks like that at 46 call a bitch happily married! And my girl Kristen Stewart was in it, young, bitch, with a tiny waist line, to short to be a model but def pretty, with a tiny pinch of gutter punk. Gotta love her!


(photo via http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/themessengers/index.html)


And When I got home, surprise surprise! I was not even tired, so I went to my lovely DVR (best invention to date!) and watched my Dr. House. He is one sexy man with a cane, and truth me, the things I would do to him.... *fanning herself*
But the episode was kind of boring. No termanial illnesses, no almost dying patients, no crazy police officer trying to lock house up, just plan ol' Dr. Wilson, who really is being wayyyyyyyyy toooooo annoying. No "friend" would stay around that long for that much abuse unless he was into whippings or some S&M shit, and since they have not hinted on that fact I think the story line with those two is basically over. But the series is still on record! After season 1 I was hooked.

Well let me finish up work because I have to leave on time tonight since I have another screening, 23 with Jim Carrey, a birthday party, and after party and a hair appointment at 9am tomorrow. I is a busy girl lately.

Exes and Oh!!!!!

Last night I spent the night at my ex boyfriends house.. I know, can you believe it? I passed up Wednesday Karaoke Night to stay with my ex and in hind site I am soo dang glad I did. We had planned to play playstation's ultimate alliance (which is like the best game of the month) but we ended up watching that stupid american idol on Fox. I really feel sad for those people, I mean REALLY! If my friends ever lied to me and made me think that I could sing, dance, whatever when I was CLEARLY BAD I would end up having to kill them. Fox!! and I hope you are reading this, please give those poor souls a check or something for helping you, because I am sure people watch the show to see those stupid people. Including Mr. Panther!!!

But anyway I get off topic, so we start watching american idol and slowly fall asleep. GIRL!!!! You never know how much you miss that nice warm body and those strong arms until you have not had it for a while. He was soo warm (I get cold fast!), and he had his smell, and girl (and some gay men) know what I am talking about! That smell that just throws you back to the time when you were together and all was right in the world. I did not want to wake up this morning. He even suggested I call in sick!

Not only was last night amazing but this morning was perfect too. He has this FABULOUS bed, which I could never afford, so I woke up all hyper and well rested. All smiles and sunshine (from the rest and his "smell") I took my ass to work and on my way to work like 3 men were flirting with me! One even stopped infront of the bus to get my attention! Too bad for them I have places to go and work to finish. All and all I think staying with my ex was the best thing for me. :-)


Oh! BTW tonight I plan to see the messengers (another screening) so I will let you guys know all about it tomorrow

xoxoxox

Catch and Release... Dont go see!

I went to go see this DREADFUL movie last night and it was a complete waste of time! Compete. Waste. Of. Time. And the movie was free! it was an advanced screening, which, even if the movie is kind of bad I still give it an okay rating. But serious this movie sucked big hairy ass. I dont want to ruin the story but let's just say your money is better spend on a group orgy porno seeing how everyone in the film is sleeping together (which was a BIG disappointment because I thought it was going to be a love story type movie).

I am sure they wanted to make Jennifer the "nice girl," but all I wanted to do was spit in her face. The only person who was amazing and believble was Juliette Lewis, and god knows I love her!!! She stole my heart in 1991 with cape fear and had the nerve to prove herself again with Hysterical Blindness (along with Uma)!

Sweet and Sour weekend!!!

This weekend was soo much fun even though my roommate had to fuck up the last little bit of it. And do you know how she messed it up? because after coming from a friends house party at 3:30 in the morning I found her friends in MY BED making out. Like seriously touching, shirt off, where is the condom session ON MY BED!! Like who does that, I mean really what type of friend has their friends make out on her roommates bed? I mean if they would have been on the floor I would have been angry but not as upset as I was to find them in my bed. And you know what the kicker is! I came back at 3:30. EVERY club in LA closes at 2am so they probably waited until 2:45 to see if I was gonna come back home and then decided; "Oh fuck that bitch, just use her room."

WAIT there is more! So I come in and I'm like " get the fuck out my room" and the boy responds "Can you give me 30 minutes." ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!! Lets just say they got the fuck out of my bed and left my house. My roommate and I dont talk anymore, cause honestly that bitch is shady and I dont like fake people around me.

Whew, now I am done with the negative let me tell you about the positive part of the week. So I went out to this house party and met a cute man. He was HOT bitches! Yes he was mother-fucking HOT!!! But none of the people there knew my T (for those who don't know, that mean he did not know I was born a man). But he kept flirting with me and corning me in the house so finally I just gave in and kissed him. OH MY GOD his lips were soo soft, that we just kept kissing for the entire night. Not only was he a good kisser but he did not know I was a TS which made me feel CUNT!!! CUNT BITCHES!!! I felt like straight up fish on a stick. :-) He was holding my hand, and we kept makiing out when we found a dark corner and not one person at the party knew my T cause if they did I am sure they would have went up to him and told him ( which people have done plenty of times).

Yes I know I was wrong to kiss him because he did not know I was a ts, but if he likes the way I look I dont see THAT much harm is just kissing the man. It is not like I was gonna sleep with him there (Of course if I had a puss I would have!) I just wanted to feel pretty, and usually when I go to parties where people know I am a ts men dont like to come up to me. :-( I know that is a fucked up reason and I promise to try not to do it again, but girl!!! That boy made my 2007!

Starting off the 2007 movie season is.....

FREEDOM WRITERS!!!
When you get a second, if you get a second, go see this movie. I am already in love with Hilary Swank from "Boy Dont Cry" and since then all she has done is amaze me.. AMAZE ME!!! This was the first movie I went to see for 2007 ( sneak screening!) and I hope she wins something! I mean half of the audiance was clapping, there were parts were people were crying.. EVEN ME!! and when I left I really felt good inside because it is a true story and there are people in this world who work hard to make it better.

I will stop myself now because I hate when people ruin a movie.

Ikea's new ad!!!

This is the end to an Ikea ad I just saw this morning!!!
Looks like two men right!? AMAZING!!! A-fuckin-mazing! Just popped up this morning while I was watching my morning rundown. So I kept replaying the video to make sure those were two men, and I am about 90% sure it is. Either way I think IKEA is fabulous and I will start shopping there more.

I have the complete video on my desk top but I am not smart enough to post it on this free blog. Oh well. :-(