Weekend Rundown!

Now I know my quote might have confused a lot of you, but the reason I HAD to put it up was because I just finished getting my hair did and it looks HOT!! People just keep looking.. like they want a piece of me, which they could have... if I were nice.

So of course my ex went to the dentist and got his teeth pulled out, and like am good ex I stayed over at his house sunday. But something was different. It was nice, like really really nice. We rented a movie, he cooked me dinner, and we stayed up until Midnight watching old ass episodes of Law and Order (only SVU bitches!) which took me back to the old days where things were great and and he got the big piece of chicken.


But anyway, Midnight rolled around and I did not want to get up out of his COMFORTABLE bed. Like seriously, he has this fabulous comfort top, ortho something, pillow on both sides, bed that is soo relaxing I could live in it. So I stayed the night. And I loved it. I was even gonna call in sick just to sleep in, but I have never called in sick to any job so I am not about to start now!

Pretty boring weekend overall, but that was how my life was when we were together. Simple things please me.

My new saying!

"This is why I'm hot!"

I love it!!! I love it!

Blah!

So today started off bad! Ever notice how you get up, get dressed and brush you hair, and you look in the mirror and know it is gonna be a bad day? You dont feel like you look cute enough, (to us girls you dont feel like you pass enough) your shoulders look to big, your breast look to small and you just look BLAH!

Well that was my morning, and it just has been getting worse. I had to yell at my replacement because, evidently, to her, it is okay to "stretch the truth" about something I asked her to do the day before. Now I am not being a bitch but seriously!!! Gotta go back to work. will post more.

Best Quote EVER!!

"we {girls} just want someone to flirt with. the occational slap on the butt is okay, and the occational drunken kiss is okay too."
DeAnn, "Bad Girls Club"



(via Oxygen website)

FABULOUS!!!!

Black Snake Moan part 2

Oh, on a side note, Christina Ricci was soo fucking skinny, she looked soo hot!!! And I am sure with everyone complaining about dying models I will get a call from some rights group, but let me just post this...More people die of Diabetes, Kidney Diseases, high bloog pressure, and heart failure then from Anorexia.


And lets just point out that Heart Disease and Diabetes are in the top 10 causes of deaths in the US. (As of 2004)

(info via http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/lcod.htm)

Black Snake Moan Screening!

(photo via http://www.moanmovie.com/)

started off slow, and I honestly thought I was too late to even get in, but surprise surprise I got in, and after 30 minutes the shit got good!!! The movie was amazing, really it kept my attention, and the story was amazing!! If I was a critic, which I am not, I would give this movie 5 stars (that is the max right?)

I was even surprised by the actors.. I mean I am still a big fan of Christina Ricci - from back in the day with the Adam's family - and who doesnot love Samuel L. Jackson!? But they also had S. Epatha Merkerson!!! If you have not see Lakawana Blues, go see it, right now! I. AM. SERIOUS.

I was surprised to find out Justin Timberlake was in it, but he was not a main character, and although he probably got 3rd billing, he was not over exposed, with his under par acting skills. So it was a cute treat through out the movie which didn't leave a sour taste in my mouth.

Movie who...

So I went to Nike town on wilshire the other day and ran into a star (now mind you I have never been a star watcher type of person) but for the life in me I cannot remember what he played in. Now I know I have been him in one of those black shows (Martin, Sister sister, cosby) but I seriously cannot remember.

Which is why I spent the last 2 hours searching IMDB trying to find the name of the show he was on. No luck though. I hate that.

Weekend MADNESS!!

So my weekend was FABULOUS!! but it started off RUFF! First off let me tell you about my ordeal with enterprise rent-a-car!
I made a reservation at 12-noon, get there are 1 pm and there is not one single car in the lot. NOT ONE!!! so they tell me when someone returns a vehicle they will call me. Come 5 o'clock my phone has not rung. NERVOUS as all hell I call them screaming, wondering why I dont have a car and they assured me I would get my car around 6. 6:30 rolls up and I get a phone call telling me to come down stairs. I go, and a convertible red mustang waits for me!!! Sadly I have to pay the difference, but it was a lovely surprise so I took it. Plus I know my ex will love it.

Which brings me to my weekend! I told my ex to keep it open so I could spend it with him... secretly I only wanted him for Sunday because I got tickets to WWE!!! And why this weekend you ask!? Well it was the closest event in Los Angeles around his birthday so I had to take it. I know I know, I am such a fabulous ex-girlfriend. At the end of the night he was horse, and I was all hot and bothered. Why you ask... because of one man!


(via WWE website)

And his name is BATISTA!!! Now that people, is.a.MAN!!! 6'5", pure muscle, hot tattoos, great smile, and he looks cute in little undies! OH MY GOD!!! i loved it, When he got on stage I started yelling and screaming, throwing my hands up, and trust me, if I had a skirt on I probably would have threw my panties on the stage too! Just talking about him gets me all warm inside. *sigh* Lets just say it was a great event to go to on a sunday night!

RENO911: Miami

(via comedy central)


Was the WORST MOVIE ever!!! Not only was it not funny but they kept me waiting FOREVER to get into screening. The sad thing is I really did want to see the movie, then poof first this stupid stunt (which was a waste of money and time), then the 18 different "check points" I had to pass through like Angelina and BRad were coming, and then! that fucking bitch Niecy Nash (Deputy Raineesha Williams) did not say a fucking word. NOT A FUCKING WORD!!! The entire cast is kind enough to stand up on stange and thank everyone for coming, and one by one everyone is saying a little snip-it of info, and the mic goes to that bitch and she does not say one word. All you see is Cedric Yarbrough (Deputy S. Jones) run over and grab the mic and say "Thank you from the entire cast." Covering for that bitch.

The only thing that made the movie tolerable was the free popcorn... but you could not order anything else!!!! I usually want nachos and a slurpie with my popcorn, maybe even a hot dog. But NOOOOOOOOO, just pre-made popcorn and soda (Only Sierra Mist - which I am sure causes cancer- Pepsie, and Diet Pepsie). Over all the night was a BIG disappointment. Sorry Reno911 but you are off my DVR line up!

Hannibal.... Was.... Interesting

It kept me at the edge of my seat. It exampled, clearly, and with plausibility why Hannibal became a cannibal, and even had some parts that made me cringe. Sadly I expected more gore or torture. This was the first movie I have paid for in a long time and it was still worth it, entertaining, cute actor, and the movie theatre was EMPTY!!!!




(Photo via IMDB.com)

I love you - NEVER foget that

Is the note that my ex left on the card with my flowers!!!



Seriously it was such a surprise because he never really got me flowers before. Maybe once! and definitely not on Valentines day!!

He is really becoming the man I feel in love with back in ny... with the long walks at 11pm,staying in late watching law and order, ordering chinese food and giving me the last spring noddle. He really is an amazing man.

I know I know... I wonder why I gave it up too.

Thanks Hon. Love u too.

Millionaires can be dirty too!!!

Ashley Olsen looking like a hot mess. Need I write more!?

Cupcakes runs!!!

So I am totally on my period... maybe it is the lack of a man in my life, or my sudden dedication to taking my shot every week, But seriously I am craving chocolate like never before!

So like any middle class american, I ordered up a dozen of the lovely Sprinles cupcakes. (Image from http://sprinklescupcakes.com)




Now I know you are all thinking I am crazy for paying 40 bucks for a dozen but you have no idea how addictive these cupcakes are. I MEAN seriously, people fight over them.. like when I went to get my lovely chocolate gift I had a reservation, and thus did not need to stand in line.. but let me tell you about this line! It is seriously like the welfare line but in Beverly Hills. At least 30 people are waiting. In line. For cupcakes. And the wait can be up to an hour and a half. FOR A CUPCAKE! Which is why I make RSVPs (min order 1 dozen) so I can just walk in!

So I walked into that front door and told them. "Coming to get RSVP," now at that exact time this fat man, who honestly did not even need to be eating cupcakes tells me "Cuse me honey but dont you see the line." So I fire back, "I am not your honey, and I have a reservation so I dont have to wait in line!" So the lady woman gives me my bag and I walk out, past the line, upset because he has ruined my afternoon delight. So, I did want any respectable ex-NYer would do, I start yelliing at him. "Next time you can take your fat ass online and make an RSVP instead of bothering me." WHEW!!!! Having released my anger I get into the car and drive off.. Happy.. and Excited.

Later that night I ate two cupcakes, and had an EVIL sugar rush! God I love sprinkles. (Thank you to all the people who made my sprinkles weekend possible, Angela, Howard, Jessica, Brian and the bakers in the back that cooked my cupcakes to perfection... )

Side note: If you are a sugar freck like me DO NOT GET THE CINNOMAN SUGAR cupcake, there is no frosting. Lucky I only got one of those because I would have been sourly disappointed.

Can anyone die in peace!?

So part of my job is internet marketing. Getting more people to come, look through, and even buy some of the stuff on our website. Well today is all about trashing Anna Nicole, and seriously I feel like shit. Can the poor girl not die in peace? Are you that unhappy with your life that you have to down someone elses... someone who is DEAD!!! Someone, who's sun died two months ago. I mean serious!!

Now I know as a celebrity you have to, or should, understand that your life is no longer private it will always be public, but I would hope, we, as people, who claim to be soooo civilized would leave the dead alone, to die, in peace. But I guess it is crazy talk. :-(

That one thing that bothers me..

About being a ts is not the discrimination, or the hormone shots, or trying to find a job, it is the fact that I cannot hang out with three girlsfriends pick up the phone and call a man that likes me and say: "Can you invite two of your friends over for my girlfriends."

It seems weird and childish but I cannot stop thinking about it. And it all started because I made plans to hang out with one of my girlfriends (another ts) at her house, and I just keep flashing back to when I was hanging out with my non ts friend. (See post "sweet and sour weekend" ) I mean it is soo easy for a girl to call a man up and say; "I am hanging with my girls, if you want to come over you have to bring enough men to keep them occupied." We don't have that. IF you are lucky to find a nice guy who is open about dating ts woman, he still does not hang around other men who do, I mean maybe they do, but I have not met any.

And so we are just left in this weird place where we can have a man, bf, whatever, but he does not have friends for your gf's to date, and isn't that how most people date now? Like I said, I know it is childish and stupid, but it has been bugging me all morning.

oh well.

Tip number 10... For the TS

Having a semi deep voice is not a bad thing, accept it, make it part of you. Take me for example, I think I have a deep voice, and people seem to think it is fabulous!! I mean they really adore it! For some strange reason most people think it is sultry. Most men ask if I was a phone sex operator. Who does not want to be a phone sexy operator in their spare time!? Like Girl 6 (A spike lee joint)

And why did I think to post this very subject today... Well I just get off the phone with a vendor, and the guy was like "Oh my god, you have to call me at least once a week." Which is flattering!!! I mean seriously, what girl does not like a comment?? :-)

Weekend delight!

First off let me start by saying, I WAS GOING TO POST YESTERDAY but my job was acting a bloody fool! Need help with this, I need help with that, I am too stupid to figure out how to do anything! So I am posting bright and early this Tuesday morning and first thing on the agenda is MOVIES! :-)

Screening of the day was "23" with Jim Carrey. Which is REALLY GOOD! REALLY REALLY INTERESTING! Only at the very end does everything make sense but it still kept me on edge until I found out. Aside from the movie I just got to thinking, wasn't Jim Carrey once James Carrey on In Living Color? I wonder why he changed his name.

Beside the movie my was weekend was pretty boring. I went to get hair done with my girlfriend. Had two sleepovers. And hung out with any OLD friend from NY, I mean OLD!!! back when I was still alittle TS trying to become a pretty woman.

OH MY GOD! I almost forgot! So yesterday was going to be the warmest day for the week (here in LA anyway) so like any respectable woman I woke up extra early, showed shaved, plucked, lathered, moisturized, and coated my entire body for this multi colored skirt I brought, which funny enough is only like 40 bucks. So anyway I am feeling ultra cute, very sexy, and put on boots to get ready to go to work and BAM! My heel breaks, like seriously snaps, metal screw showing and all. Those are the ONLY shoes that go with that dresss, ONE!, and TWO they are the only fabulous knee high suede boots. Took me forever to find, in that color, in my size, where the calf part is tight enough (I have skinny legs).

Not only am I VERY upset that I have to change into a different outfit in the next 10 seconds, but I now have to run around all of california to find a pair of knee high boots I like. ARGGGG!!!! The only way to fix the mistake was to dress up today, in a different mini dress with different knee high boots. Of course the outfit is not as fabulous as the multi colored one I was gonna wear yesterday, but it does still look cute. :-)

Screenings and TV thursday!

Last night I saw The Messengers. Good film actually. Had some Scarey parts, Terrible ending, but that wasn't what spoiled it for me. What spoiled the night for me was this grown ass man, at least 200lbs, who kept jumping in his seat. Like serious jumping! Like feet kicking the air, moving to the side, covering his eyes jumping. His lovely wife on the end just sat still. And all I could think was.. "DAMNIT! Stop being a bitch and grow some balls! Aren't you suppose to be protecting the woman!" But he didn't and at the climax he jumped on the seat. BOTH. LEGS. IN. THE. CHAIR! If only I had a camera phone I would totally have posted it on youtube or something.

OH MY GOD! OH MY FUCKING, How could I forget! John Corbett was in the messengers! AIDEN! from SEXY AND THE CITY!!! and he is still HOT. 46. 6'5 (GIRL!!) and soo sweet. I mean serious he is HOT If I can get a man who looks like that at 46 call a bitch happily married! And my girl Kristen Stewart was in it, young, bitch, with a tiny waist line, to short to be a model but def pretty, with a tiny pinch of gutter punk. Gotta love her!


(photo via http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/themessengers/index.html)


And When I got home, surprise surprise! I was not even tired, so I went to my lovely DVR (best invention to date!) and watched my Dr. House. He is one sexy man with a cane, and truth me, the things I would do to him.... *fanning herself*
But the episode was kind of boring. No termanial illnesses, no almost dying patients, no crazy police officer trying to lock house up, just plan ol' Dr. Wilson, who really is being wayyyyyyyyy toooooo annoying. No "friend" would stay around that long for that much abuse unless he was into whippings or some S&M shit, and since they have not hinted on that fact I think the story line with those two is basically over. But the series is still on record! After season 1 I was hooked.

Well let me finish up work because I have to leave on time tonight since I have another screening, 23 with Jim Carrey, a birthday party, and after party and a hair appointment at 9am tomorrow. I is a busy girl lately.

Exes and Oh!!!!!

Last night I spent the night at my ex boyfriends house.. I know, can you believe it? I passed up Wednesday Karaoke Night to stay with my ex and in hind site I am soo dang glad I did. We had planned to play playstation's ultimate alliance (which is like the best game of the month) but we ended up watching that stupid american idol on Fox. I really feel sad for those people, I mean REALLY! If my friends ever lied to me and made me think that I could sing, dance, whatever when I was CLEARLY BAD I would end up having to kill them. Fox!! and I hope you are reading this, please give those poor souls a check or something for helping you, because I am sure people watch the show to see those stupid people. Including Mr. Panther!!!

But anyway I get off topic, so we start watching american idol and slowly fall asleep. GIRL!!!! You never know how much you miss that nice warm body and those strong arms until you have not had it for a while. He was soo warm (I get cold fast!), and he had his smell, and girl (and some gay men) know what I am talking about! That smell that just throws you back to the time when you were together and all was right in the world. I did not want to wake up this morning. He even suggested I call in sick!

Not only was last night amazing but this morning was perfect too. He has this FABULOUS bed, which I could never afford, so I woke up all hyper and well rested. All smiles and sunshine (from the rest and his "smell") I took my ass to work and on my way to work like 3 men were flirting with me! One even stopped infront of the bus to get my attention! Too bad for them I have places to go and work to finish. All and all I think staying with my ex was the best thing for me. :-)


Oh! BTW tonight I plan to see the messengers (another screening) so I will let you guys know all about it tomorrow

xoxoxox