Friday, January 26, 2007

Catch and Release... Dont go see!




I went to go see this DREADFUL movie last night and it was a complete waste of time! Compete. Waste. Of. Time. And the movie was free! it was an advanced screening, which, even if the movie is kind of bad I still give it an okay rating. But serious this movie sucked big hairy ass. I dont want to ruin the story but let's just say your money is better spend on a group orgy porno seeing how everyone in the film is sleeping together (which was a BIG disappointment because I thought it was going to be a love story type movie).

I am sure they wanted to make Jennifer the "nice girl," but all I wanted to do was spit in her face. The only person who was amazing and believble was Juliette Lewis, and god knows I love her!!! She stole my heart in 1991 with cape fear and had the nerve to prove herself again with Hysterical Blindness (along with Uma)!

Monday, January 22, 2007

Sweet and Sour weekend!!!

This weekend was soo much fun even though my roommate had to fuck up the last little bit of it. And do you know how she messed it up? because after coming from a friends house party at 3:30 in the morning I found her friends in MY BED making out. Like seriously touching, shirt off, where is the condom session ON MY BED!! Like who does that, I mean really what type of friend has their friends make out on her roommates bed? I mean if they would have been on the floor I would have been angry but not as upset as I was to find them in my bed. And you know what the kicker is! I came back at 3:30. EVERY club in LA closes at 2am so they probably waited until 2:45 to see if I was gonna come back home and then decided; "Oh fuck that bitch, just use her room."

WAIT there is more! So I come in and I'm like " get the fuck out my room" and the boy responds "Can you give me 30 minutes." ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!! Lets just say they got the fuck out of my bed and left my house. My roommate and I dont talk anymore, cause honestly that bitch is shady and I dont like fake people around me.

Whew, now I am done with the negative let me tell you about the positive part of the week. So I went out to this house party and met a cute man. He was HOT bitches! Yes he was mother-fucking HOT!!! But none of the people there knew my T (for those who don't know, that mean he did not know I was born a man). But he kept flirting with me and corning me in the house so finally I just gave in and kissed him. OH MY GOD his lips were soo soft, that we just kept kissing for the entire night. Not only was he a good kisser but he did not know I was a TS which made me feel CUNT!!! CUNT BITCHES!!! I felt like straight up fish on a stick. :-) He was holding my hand, and we kept makiing out when we found a dark corner and not one person at the party knew my T cause if they did I am sure they would have went up to him and told him ( which people have done plenty of times).

Yes I know I was wrong to kiss him because he did not know I was a ts, but if he likes the way I look I dont see THAT much harm is just kissing the man. It is not like I was gonna sleep with him there (Of course if I had a puss I would have!) I just wanted to feel pretty, and usually when I go to parties where people know I am a ts men dont like to come up to me. :-( I know that is a fucked up reason and I promise to try not to do it again, but girl!!! That boy made my 2007!

Friday, January 5, 2007

Starting off the 2007 movie season is.....

FREEDOM WRITERS!!!
When you get a second, if you get a second, go see this movie. I am already in love with Hilary Swank from "Boy Dont Cry" and since then all she has done is amaze me.. AMAZE ME!!! This was the first movie I went to see for 2007 ( sneak screening!) and I hope she wins something! I mean half of the audiance was clapping, there were parts were people were crying.. EVEN ME!! and when I left I really felt good inside because it is a true story and there are people in this world who work hard to make it better.

I will stop myself now because I hate when people ruin a movie.

Tuesday, January 2, 2007

Ikea's new ad!!!




This is the end to an Ikea ad I just saw this morning!!!
Looks like two men right!? AMAZING!!! A-fuckin-mazing! Just popped up this morning while I was watching my morning rundown. So I kept replaying the video to make sure those were two men, and I am about 90% sure it is. Either way I think IKEA is fabulous and I will start shopping there more.

I have the complete video on my desk top but I am not smart enough to post it on this free blog. Oh well. :-(