I AM BACK!!!

I know it's been forever since I have wrote on this thing. Really I have been busy with work, breaking u with my boyfriend, buying a car, paying off bills looking amazing!!!! I cannot wait to dish all about my life.

Whew..

I know I have not type a message in SOOOOO LONG but that is because I am actually very very busy. So I will take 10 minutes and fill you in...

Last time I posted was April 2nd, which means I went to see...

The Reaping - Was OKAY. nt great. If I had to pay for it I think I would have been disappointed. Which is sad because I really do like Hiliary Swank.

And Distrubia... More of the thriller then a horror, and as a thriller there really wasn't anything thrilling about it. Did not make me scared, did not keep me on edge of my seat, all it did was give me a chance to meet up with a girlfriend and chat for a while. That is IT!!!

Inbetween all the screenings I have still managed to go out to my weekend Wednesday water hole. :-) Get my hair done, and have electrolysis on my tummy so that in June, when I fly to Cancun Mexico I will be fabulously hot. I know I know.. Your thinking...."You are already hot! How could you get any hotter." Truth is, I dont know, but I can try to find out.

OH!!! last but not least I went to the GLAAD MEDIA AWARDS. hm. Well, there WAS FREE VOKDA. So that is a plus. And I did get to see alot of stars so that was nice..... Yeah. That is all I am going to say about the media awards at this time.


OH MY GOD!!! I totally forgot I went to see GRINGHOUSE.

PLEASE DO NOT GO AND SEE THIS MOVIE!!! Unless they seperate both movies, dont give Tarantino any money! Planet Terror bye Freddy Rodriguez was funny. I went in expecting to see a low budget funny movie that was entertaining, and that is what I got. Funny, Weird, sometimes Hilarious! Good story, I like it. BUT THEN DEATH PROOF WAS ON! and that shit was a piece of shit. The writing was TERRIBLE, the characters MADE NO SENSE. One of the main characters kept saying nigga, and cursing.. FOR NO REASON!!! Like my friend said. "There is an art form to curing, and Quentin does not have it." PERIOD! Honest people were walking out of the movie. Like groups. Not one or two... GROUPS!!!! Trust me, you will beV VERY DISAPPOINTED IF YOU SEE DEATH PROOF!

Alumni Parties are fun

really they are! I had to go to one of my alumni parties this weekend and it was soo much fun!!! I got to meet old friends, and see how they are doing in life.

It is amazing what a different 5 years can make. Also there were people from older class years too. '99, 2000... It was very exciting. Hopefully I can stay in trouch this time.

But although I had a ton of fun at the alumni party the best night in town was spend at the goodbye party for some of my coworkers. First of all lets start by saying I was drunk! And when I get drunk I get happy and huggy, so all night I was huggy people and smiling, and cracking jokes with people I probably did not even know! Then I hope skip outside to get my ciggy on and the POLICE come out of nowhere and block this hummer in.

GIRLS why did the police come out with guns out!!! And pointed!!!! And my friend is sitting there with her camera phone snappin every fucking detail! We are dying! They put the poor people on the floor and arrest them and then tell us to move back! After the "danger" has been contained. Weird huh!? But still it was a fun night! And I loved it!

Positive thoughts...

And positive actions are the rules I try to live by,

I know I can be bitchy.. and rude... and nasty, but there is a sweet side to me and I try to express that side more often.

And yesterday was a perfect example! I started my volunteer job at the hospital (I cannot tell you because it would violate confidentiality) but lets say it is a nice one! And I work in the maternity ward. I know right!!! I am msoo fabulous! I mean all I did yesterday was walk through the floor and meet the other staff members, but just putting on my outfit and going into the baby holding area made me want one of my own. :-)

They are soo cute and small. And RED!!! oh my god and there was a cute little black baby with afull head of hair! I am sure I will start writing more once I finish my shawdowing program (which will take another two to three weeks) but I am very exciting, and even though I was tired as shit just being there with all those doctors, and mothers, and babies just gave me a TON of positive energy and thoughts.

I am soo glad I got into the program...


OH BUT LET ME TELL YOU!!!

They did a background check and why did my old name come up from this apartment I rented in like 1998 for only 2 months. SERIOUSLY!!! Two months!!! and now my old name is on record. That's some bull shit!

SCREENINGS ARE FABULOUS

I know I know, I have not posted anything in the longest time but seriously I have been soo dang busy with work I have not had the time to say anything about nothing. I have even missed NUMEROUS screenings that I am suppose to go to. Now I have to pay to see 300, Blades of Glory, Namesake... the list can go one and on! but I did manage to see The Lookout last night, which was good. I actually had not idea what the lookout was about but was pleasently surprised by the end of the movie. Now of course I dont know if I would pay for it, unless I was on a date, and some guy wanted to go, but if you are free, and have seen all the cool movies already then hop, skip and jump you self to The Lookout.


(photo via http://thelookout-movie.com/)

BUT while on your pay to see the lookout.. RUN!!!! and let me say it again... RUN! if they try to sell you passes to First Snow. Not only was it boring. (oh my god I always just saw Zodic..... Can someone please tell me why I wasted 3 hours of my life?) But it was predicable. I knew exactly what was going to happen, to whom and why! The only thing exciting about the screening was ths guy that serious was dying in the theatre. I mean like he made this sound like he was coughing up blood and EVERYONE jumped up and was like call the police!!! Mind you the shallow bitches were like.. "excuse me, could you guys stop the movie" The man's head was slumped back for like 3 minutes then all of a sudden he was up and about. Weird huh!? I know! but as a precaution they took the man out and to the hospital.

They call him T.I.

Or that is what he wants us to call him.

I guess this week is just full of star sightings for me. Because last night I ran into the atlanta rapper. But guess where... common guess. Where people get food. In Los Angeles. And he is black. That's right! Roscoe's chicken and Waffles. ummmmmm chicken and waffles. I am hungry now


Photo via rap.about.com

I actually knew someone important was coming up because 4 big old cars pulled up. Tinted windows and all. So I, like the lovely sister I am, just continue to walk in to pick up my order. As soon as I step in the door I see little Mr Light skin, and this Tall ass body gaurd. So at first I am thinking "They are here to pick up an order also." but then I am shoved, yes shoved, by this over sized, too grown to be walking up to men asking to take his picture, bitch. Funny thing is his gaurd pushes her back and says "You can take a picture while he is standing here." So I giggle, and say excuse me, and the gaurd makes a little path for me to get by. TALK ABOUT MANNERS!!!

So I picked up my order, and walked out. No crazy stalking, no asking for pictures, no nothing. I sure hope the man was able to eat dinner in peace.

The Rich shop together

Os that is what I saw this weekend. At my regular spot. in Beverly Hills. Known as Sprinkles Cupcakes!

Now I am FAR!!! FAR from rich, but I do make a pretty good salary. So I think treating myself to a cupcake, or two, or a dozen everyweekend is not a bad thing. Espcially when those cupcakes are soo dang good!!! Anywho, this time I did not order a dozen, because I planned a nice quiet weekend alone. Just stay home, relax, take a bath. You know CALM! And eating 12 cupcakes, alone, is just plan GREEDY. which meant I had to wait on that GOD AWFUL line, which really wasn't that bad because guess who was right behind me chatting it up!? Miss Paige Hurd. The daughter in Beauty Shop. The little girl in Everyone Hates Chris. Who honestly is just as gorgeous in person as she is in the picture below.



Now mind you she is not a "A" list star.. YET! but she seemed very down to earth, and her mother seemed like the type of woman to put her little ass back in line if she tried. So we talked about cupcakes, and I life and they made waiting in that line seem so nice. Really they made my saturday afternoon a great expreience. I hope they liked the cupcakes in the end because I did. ummmmmmmmm

Party Town

Or it seems like that last night since I ran into EVERYONE (or almost everyone) I know.

First I went out to dinner with my lovely coworker. Who is skinner then me... but eats twice as much! Some Indian restaurant, and really all I like is the naan bread, but I did try this chicken vindaloo (extra spicy) and that shit WAS GOOD!!!! oh my good. At first I was like, nope this is not as good as I thought but by the 4th spoonful my mouth was on FIRE!!!! in a good way. Girl I was shoveling rice, naan, and chicken into my mouth. I ate soo much that I had to start giving my food away. Really for 10 bucks they piled the food one. Electric Lotus I think it is called. If you are in LA, and like indian, go there. Get the Vindaloo. MAD GOOD! Then to top it all off we had chocolate cake. Oh my god, I was about to wet my seat. ummmm chocolate cake... ummmmmmmmmmmm

So after that AMAZING meal I went to meet my friends at... fiesta cantina. The best happy hour, 2 for 1, Karaoke bar on wednesday nights. And who do I meet there!? I meet an old volunteer friend of mine, who is a model. He looks amazing fabulous, best cheek bones ever, and his hair.. bitches, his hair!!!!! is soo soft andf wavey make a girl want to cut it off.

So after like two drinks he is all "we should go to the black club and listen to some "real" music." Now since I have not been to a black club in AGES! and a girl could go for some hip/hop I am like YEAH!! Now on the walk there he is talking about the men and the thugs that hang out there, yada, yada, yada, like I care shit. So we get there, and who do I see. My ex. FIRST PERSON I run into. So we say hi, and I am expecting him to sit in the back - as usual- and just watch, but when I go looking for him I find out he left. HE LEFT! :-( I felt sad when he told me, because of two reasons: 1. He either had some girl with him and did not want me to see, in which case I thought we were close enough to were he would tell me about her. 2. He did not want to see me in the club because in his mind we reallly are over. Both I dont like, and both kind of make me feel like the bitch.


But anyway, I am getting off topic. So we get there, and the music is nice. Love the music. Would go again. But there was not a "MAN" in the entire club. All of the men there was femmed up! Made a girl feel like she needed to take an extra shot of hormones to stay up to par. They were shaking their boots, rolling on the floor, looking a hot mess with like 200 lbs worth of muscle on their body. Now I am not one to discriminate, but dont tell me there are "THUGS" at the club when really all you have is a bunch of butch queens dancing. I was over them after like 10 minutes. As my friend should have been too because they were not paying his femme ass no mind. They all wanted some thugged out man also. The best you got is to pretenda-thugs dancing together (which made it worse because the way they were dancing let you know they were femmes).

But it was a good nice still. Had dinner, had a ciggy, and went dancing. And trust my hair was sitting the entire time.

Spend like your dying!

Or that was my attitude ths weekend!!!

SPEND SPEND SPEND!!! Girl I spent about 800 bucks, on shoes and a bag. Which did not include a stop at the guess store, or pump, or D&G (which I did not buy anything because all the shit in the store was ugly). Then I had the god awful nerve to actually go to the casino and lose 100 bucks. Great times great times......




Just to let you all know for the past hour and a half I have been TRYING to upload my image of my boots. I think something is wrong with blogspot, but hopefully when I come in bright and early tomorrow this website will be up and running. We shall see.

Bitches are gonna be jealous!

LONG UPDATE!!!

So I have not posted in exatly 10 days, and do you know why!? Because my life is soo fucking HOT right now. I mean seriously I am loving 2007, I hope it never ends! NEVER EVER!

So let me start off with job news. I got a raise. Yes yes, not that exciting... but when I add, "Working with Tori and Dean" Then all hell breaks loose. All the 90210 fans start calling me up, ask, begging, bribing me into letting them see her, sniff her clothes, walk into her house, pet her stomach, you name it. Weird huh!? And honestly I was never a 90210 fan, nor melrose place, or any of those shows with stupid kids (Note I did not mention spoiled or white, because I grew up in a spoiled "white" environment and we did not act like that!). I honestly think the shows did so, well because people like to assume rich kids act a certain way. Anyway I digress. I got a raise, on a cool show, and I am learning sooo much!

Now one show would NEVER keep me away from my lovely readers, but 3 or 4 might! Which, I found out later, seemed to be attached to the raise they gave me. I am currently helping 4 shows, will be back to 3 next week, but all the shows are pretty organized so I dont really have to worry much. Does take alot of work, and I am usually here until 8 or 9pm, but honestly, I LOVE IT! I am learning soo much, and contrary to popular belief I actually enjoy it... my thing is, LET ME LEARN! If I am given the oppertunity to learn and evolve then I am a happy bitch, staying at work until 9, having a 10 minute lunch, waking up exhausted and all!

*humming*

Sadly with all the responcibility I had to pass up another job offered to me. But I honestly think I will learn more here. Opps, let me finish this spreadsheet and then I will post about my shopping week!!! GIRL! I SPENT WAY TOO MUCH MONEY!

How to un-gay your child!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0704/homoprevention.html

This has to be a joke.. seriously... it has to be a joke!

So your saying I should be cheap....

Is the lesson I learned from my ex's friend (I know I spend lots of time with my ex). Because this weekend we went to red lobster! It was fabulous. I got the ultimate feast and ate like 3 baskets of cheesy bread all by myself. I LOVE SEAFOOD, and it is not even good sea food but I just cannot help myself. But do you want to know why!? Because I am allergic to shell fish. Yup.. ALLERGIC! My father will actually die if he eats it because his throat closes up. Me I get an ichy throat, maybe some redness on my finger tiips but nothing serious... YET! So I try to eat as much sea food as possible before my thoat closes up for good. I know I know I heard it all before, playing with fire, tempting deaf, yada yada yada... I NEED MY SEAFOOD!!!

Anyway, let me finish my story, so we all go out to eat 6 of us, and my ex decides to pay for the entire mean (Now I was gonna pay for the entire meal but he beat me to it). We both share the idea that if you go out for a birthday with friends (max 8) one person beside the partner, child, or close blood relative should pay for the meal. It is only right. I mean the partner probably brought them something personal, as did the child and relative, so a friend should AT LEAT treat them to dinner.

This caused a big ole fight. CLEARLY she did not want him ( I originally wrote "us," I know I know.. save for another post) to pay for dinner. Don't ask me why but later we get a call saying she felt left out of the meal, and blah blah blah "I'm a bitch with an attitude because I did not get my husband a birthday gift and paying for dinner with friends - being comepletely UN-PERSONAL - is the only planned gift I had for him, because I am not a good wife, and I dont care enough about my husband to actually think of a good and personal gift. "

Yup... that was my Sat. Sunday I did laundry and made some chicken crockpot. It is fabulous.

Long time no chat..

And I am sorry I have not posted in a hot minute, but I am busy. *blush*

I got a promotion. I am finally back to coordinating, which is what I do best. I also got accepting into this hospital volunteering program - with proper background check and immunizations. And I just got my refund check.. Life just keeps getting better for me in 2007!!!

As far as gossip and info I dont have shit. Nothing. For the past week I have been working but I promise next time I post your mouth will water!

Weekend Rundown!

Now I know my quote might have confused a lot of you, but the reason I HAD to put it up was because I just finished getting my hair did and it looks HOT!! People just keep looking.. like they want a piece of me, which they could have... if I were nice.

So of course my ex went to the dentist and got his teeth pulled out, and like am good ex I stayed over at his house sunday. But something was different. It was nice, like really really nice. We rented a movie, he cooked me dinner, and we stayed up until Midnight watching old ass episodes of Law and Order (only SVU bitches!) which took me back to the old days where things were great and and he got the big piece of chicken.


But anyway, Midnight rolled around and I did not want to get up out of his COMFORTABLE bed. Like seriously, he has this fabulous comfort top, ortho something, pillow on both sides, bed that is soo relaxing I could live in it. So I stayed the night. And I loved it. I was even gonna call in sick just to sleep in, but I have never called in sick to any job so I am not about to start now!

Pretty boring weekend overall, but that was how my life was when we were together. Simple things please me.

My new saying!

"This is why I'm hot!"

I love it!!! I love it!

Blah!

So today started off bad! Ever notice how you get up, get dressed and brush you hair, and you look in the mirror and know it is gonna be a bad day? You dont feel like you look cute enough, (to us girls you dont feel like you pass enough) your shoulders look to big, your breast look to small and you just look BLAH!

Well that was my morning, and it just has been getting worse. I had to yell at my replacement because, evidently, to her, it is okay to "stretch the truth" about something I asked her to do the day before. Now I am not being a bitch but seriously!!! Gotta go back to work. will post more.

Best Quote EVER!!

"we {girls} just want someone to flirt with. the occational slap on the butt is okay, and the occational drunken kiss is okay too."
DeAnn, "Bad Girls Club"



(via Oxygen website)

FABULOUS!!!!

Black Snake Moan part 2

Oh, on a side note, Christina Ricci was soo fucking skinny, she looked soo hot!!! And I am sure with everyone complaining about dying models I will get a call from some rights group, but let me just post this...More people die of Diabetes, Kidney Diseases, high bloog pressure, and heart failure then from Anorexia.


And lets just point out that Heart Disease and Diabetes are in the top 10 causes of deaths in the US. (As of 2004)

(info via http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/lcod.htm)

Black Snake Moan Screening!

(photo via http://www.moanmovie.com/)

started off slow, and I honestly thought I was too late to even get in, but surprise surprise I got in, and after 30 minutes the shit got good!!! The movie was amazing, really it kept my attention, and the story was amazing!! If I was a critic, which I am not, I would give this movie 5 stars (that is the max right?)

I was even surprised by the actors.. I mean I am still a big fan of Christina Ricci - from back in the day with the Adam's family - and who doesnot love Samuel L. Jackson!? But they also had S. Epatha Merkerson!!! If you have not see Lakawana Blues, go see it, right now! I. AM. SERIOUS.

I was surprised to find out Justin Timberlake was in it, but he was not a main character, and although he probably got 3rd billing, he was not over exposed, with his under par acting skills. So it was a cute treat through out the movie which didn't leave a sour taste in my mouth.

Movie who...

So I went to Nike town on wilshire the other day and ran into a star (now mind you I have never been a star watcher type of person) but for the life in me I cannot remember what he played in. Now I know I have been him in one of those black shows (Martin, Sister sister, cosby) but I seriously cannot remember.

Which is why I spent the last 2 hours searching IMDB trying to find the name of the show he was on. No luck though. I hate that.